Ellen was speaking the golden truth when she said that there are simply too many material inventions in existence today. Take the spork for instance. A nifty cutlery found at your fine eating establishments like KFC and McDonalds. With its magical spoon AND fork abilities you can awkward stab and scoop slippery foods like mac and cheese to eat faster, faster and FASTER. Don't even taste the food, it is fast food right?
Or how many of you own something from an info ad or a mall "AS SEEN ON TV" store? A majority of the products are just promotional gimmicks to $ line the pockets of this strange guy named Bob Bloke who used to live in his mother's basement playing video games thinking"Hey, the mac and cheese needs a spork or my life will never be complete..." and now he probably is buying a nice sports car living la vida la loca in Daytona Beach, Flordia due to your small purchase.
I myself, prefer to eat with food utensils that are made out of metal and do not rhyme with stork. Then maybe I am simply picky. Rock on Ellen.
